Dear TasteMasters,
I hope all is well and sincerely apologize for the time that I've been spending apart lately. You see, the truth is that I needed some 'me' time...time to explore and sow my royal oats with other tastemasters across the globe. From making it rain [Rose champagne] at St. Tropez hotspots to savoring exlcusive tasting menus with celebrity chefs, this time apart has allowed me to exercise a lifestyle driven wildly by luxury and the the hottest in urban trends.
With millions (a milli, a milli, a milli...) of useless and tasteless blogs clogging the arteries of cyberspace, I was initially on the fence about utilizing this aging trend as a means to communicate with you. Well, to your luck and my surprise, I have since fell off that fence and landed into the yard of opportunity: the opportunity to provide you with my best in class and a forum for you tell me what the deal is (i.e. comment).
I know, and truly understand, that you may be ruffled or disappointed...I mean who wouldn't be. If it's any consolation, though (pause), I have thought about you the entire time, and let's face it, my departure hasn't been ALL bad. If I didn't leave, you wouldn't realize my greatness and the fact that you and I are completely made for each other...we're irreplaceable.
Yeah, Yeah...I understand that it may be some time before we see each other again. So, to stay intouch, I've decided to update you on my conquests and share with you the best in luxury living and some of the coolest sh*t on the planet.
Don't worry, time will not be wasted posting the latest in celebrity gossip and sex tapes. Yes, we already know that "celebs" do things just like US.... The updates that I will have for you will fall into one of the following categories (at least I will try to keep it there). And, In my humble (or maybe not so humble) opinion, I know you will be thoroughly entertained:
Events: Ultimate coverage and roadmap to the hottest, most exclusive, events accross the globe and the drunk, passionate people who attend them.
The Goods: A running talley of the best in luxury living to spend your hard earned cash on...Health, Grooming, Fashion, Technology, Transportation, Coolest Clubs, Eats; etc.
Drink Masters: A blueprint to keep you drinking royally. We will showcase signature recipes, test drive and rate others, and keep you informed about other aspects of good drinking.
Celebs: No, we are not interested in whether or not Lindsey's drapes and curtains match (they do by the way) or will we report on the latest celebrity debauchery. There are already a ton of sleaze-buckets for that...We are more interested in getting intimate through interviews and showcasing personal swagger.
Look Book: A candid profile of tastemasters' style across the globe. If you ask us, this is where it originates..in the streets.
DVTV: Bobby Digits...Donny Vegas...Urban Lifestyle...candid insight
Well, I hope you forgive me and tune in to what I have to show you. Our time away was really for the best...really. Until next time...Ciao!
Keep It Classy TasteMasters,
Urban Lifestyle
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